I was nearly bate'n to death, so a'was!!!

So big Belfast Jim McDowell had a bit of a near death experience outside the City Hall. The Sunday World editor was mincing around the continental markets when two chaps give him a slap. I heard him on the Nolan show the next day and what he described sounded horrific. I was genuinely worried that he might not make it to see another day. Then i saw a photo of his injuries in the Belfast Telegraph a day later. Well, FFS Jim I've seen more serious cases of nappy rash. Is it any wonder your paper has the reputation it does when you over play a minor altercation like this.

Always trying to be a common man of the people, he then goes on to suggest that he would have had the making of the two assailants if only they hadn't come from behind, although according to a Sunday World source, McDowell and his junior scribe, Steven Moore, often partake in challenges from behind with each other. It's the talk of the industry. Lets be honest Jim, your no spring chicken and i have a teenage niece that could beat the piss out of you. Sorry did i say beat? I meant 'bate', just so as we understand each other(common man Belfast talk).

Here's the thing Jim, you must be as thick as mince if you didn't realise that if you print bullshit about the baddies in Northern Ireland they will give you a slap. Did you think that you were somehow in too lofty a position to escape the clutches of those you tell lies about? Prancing around Belfast,in and out of the Spaniard and coming off with the 'here's me wa' sayings doesn't make you bulletproof.

However, fair play to you Jim, you seemed to have made the most of your near death experience and no doubt the claim is on the way, but do us all a favour, if your going to continue to tell lies in your excuse for a rag, then expect a few more size 10's up the rear. As for the boys that mutilated you beyond recognition? There's a pint in the pump for ye!!!!

Great night out in Larne

What a night out in Larne. Tell you what, those boys know how to lay on a quare spread. It took me ages driving down from BK but it was well worth it. The two speakers were brilliant as was the Larne organiser. It seems as if the BNP are giving serious consideration to standing in the Larne area very soon. That will maybe make Sammy Wilson sit up and get his clothes back on!
I always think it is great to get among your own people and have a bit of a chinwag. If i had one complaint about my night out, it would be that by the time i got home Tommys was closed, good job i had a few pocketfuls of those wee sausages. Cheers boys, until the next time.

police complaint

This is very good. Enjoy!!

Police Complaint...
This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public. A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written.....
Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service,
Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead.Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Bodmin, by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or Ouija board.As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in St Mary's Crescent, which is just off St Mary's Road in Bodmin.Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which rings throughout the entire building.This game is now in its third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon.The remaining five failed-abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on ecstasy pills.I fear that it's only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the caravan gas bottle that is lying on its side between the two bins.If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches.
Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen.What I suggest is this - after replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a Panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like.I trust that when I take a claw hammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me.I remain your obedient servant???????--------------------------------------------------------


Mr ??????,I have read your e-mail and understand your frustration at the problems caused by youths playing in the area and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police.As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you.Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable.RegardsPC ???????Community Beat Officer---------------------------------------------------------------------


Dear PC ???????First of all I would like to thank you for the speedy response to my original e-mail.16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record for Bodmin Police Station, and rest assured that I will forward these details to Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next Guinness book.Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has its own Community Beat Officer.May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills? In the five or so years I have lived in St Mary's Crescent , I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself? Are you the one with the acne and the moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a wash hand basin? It's surely only a matter of time before you are head-hunted by MI5 to look for Osama.Whilst I realise that there may be far more serious crimes taking place in Bodmin, such as smoking in a public place or being Christian without due care and attention, is it too much to ask for a policeman to explain (using words of no more than two syllables at a time) to these twats that they might want to play their strange football game elsewhere.The pitch on Fairpark Road , or the one at Priory Park are both within spitting distance as is the bottom of the Par Dock, the latter being the preferred option especially if the tide is in.Should you wish to discuss these matters further you should feel free to contact me on . If after 25 minutes I have still failed to answer, I'll buy you a large one in the Cat and Fiddle Pub.Regards?????????P.S If you think that this is sarcasm, think yourself lucky that you don't work for the sewerage department with whom I am also in contact !!!

In a recent interview with his old school magazine Weyman Bennett, mouthpiece for unite against fascism, claimed that Nick griffin recently broke into his house and ate the back legs of his pet dog. Bennett, who is also filing a patent for his new botanical invention, the ugly tree, stated recently that in his experience that the English language is in decline and should be abolished. He based his claims on the fact that he gets by just fine using the words wacist,nazi,killer,holocaust,satan and hitler. I have been lucky enough to get my hands on a transcript of an order that weyman phoned into a pizza company earlier this year.

Pizza - Can i take your order please

weyman(gimp) - yeah, nickgriffin kills babies cause hes a wacist nazi

pizza - sorry sir?

gimp - i want a pizza and not one any BNP member has touched, oh and i dont want it cooked

pizza - you don't want it cooked? We cook all of our pizza's in the oven

gimp- you wacist nazi! You said oven, you must be denying the holocaust, you evil nazi.

pizza - Sir i'm going to hang up if you continue this abuse

gimp- You racist, your going to hang up because i'm black. Nick Griffin is a satanic killer.

pizza - bye weirdo!!!!!!!!

gimp -wacist,nazi,holocaust denyer

Griffin as much a warrior as a political leader.

Like the vast majority of people that watched Nick Griffin on the BBC's Question time last night, it was very clear to see that he had been deliberately lined up for a lynching.

Before he set foot inside broadcasting house the usual tree hugging mobsters were chanting for his head outside the gates. It was plain for all to see that the most politicised police force in the UK were content to stand by and allow the great unwashed to terrorise the inadequate BBC security guards. When they did finally intervene, three police officers were injured. I wonder if any of those arrested actually make it to court and ultimately convicted?

Once inside Nick sat composed and dignified amongst the hungry pack of wolves that could smell Nationalist blood in the air. Question after question was fired at Nick, never being given the chance to answer one of them. Even Dimbleby was on the offensive, the supposed chair of the meeting acting like a bitter enemy of the leader of modern Nationalism. The liberal left always harp on about getting the BNP onto the stage and challenging them about their policies. This is where they failed spectacularly, they were more content on attacking Nick on comments he had made over a decade ago. It came across as a televised mugging. Misjudging the British public yet again, they had hoped to show Griffin up as the demonic creature they make him out to be. Oh dear, oh dear! Watching the emails,texts and telephone response on the various TV channels this morning, it seems as if the LEFT have strengthened the BNP's position beyond belief. Countless people registering their disgust at the way Nick was treated on Question Time, even the leftists that contacted the many news programmes, said this was a spectacular own goal.

On a personal level, Mr Griffin raised the hairs on the back of my neck, made me very proud to be British and ultimately showed what a high quality leader he really is.

Mix race kids more intelligent.

I was listening to the Alliance Party's spokesman on Race, Anna (Racecard)Lo, on the radio the other day and i was surprised to hear her make some outlandish claims. According to Anna, children of mixed race are more intelligent than those of a homogeneous nature. She was able to back her claims up with some scientific evidence, that being that her own two children were very intelligent. Thanks for that Anna! I knew you were more than just a token immigrant that the Alliance Party wheels out every time there is a race issue raised in the public domain. Seriously though, imagine if another politician had claimed that there was proof that children born of white parents were more intelligent than those of mixed race, simply because he had a couple of reasonably intelligent children of his own? He would have been laughed out of office, not to mention had the race relations Nazi's breathing down his neck. WISE UP ANNA, YOUR GIVING ME THE SHITS!!!!

Disgrace!!!

I'm going to have to give credit where it's due here. Normally i disagree with the majority of what Stephen Nolan has to say. Not because I'm a cantankerous old fart that doesn't get along with anyone, but Nolan, despite all of his attempts to be the number one shock jock, still toes the leftist BBC's line.
As i said above, credit where it's due. Last week i was disgusted to hear that a Police officer that had received death threats from the IRA, or dissidents as they are now called, was denied funding to help him and his family sell their house and relocate to relative safety. Stephen Nolan put the gloves on and fought for this officer's cause. SDLP Minister, Margaret Ritchie said that there was no funding left in the budget. This caused my pacemaker to go into overdrive. Only a few months previous (As mentioned in this blog) the NI Government were tripping over themselves to get Roma gypsies rehoused, flights home and a few quid in their pockets to buy goodies at the airport. When the gypsies flew back a few months later, after they had spent the NI tax payers cash, they were again found housing.
What this highlighted, was again the true benefits of living in an ultra liberal, multicultural society. It is offensive in the extreme to say that a man who has put his life on the line to serve his Country and community, is deserving of less than those who come to our Country for the sole reason to take as much as they can from a system that they do not contribute to. When so many statutory bodies rush to assist those that would rob our system, we need to call into question their ability to continue to remain fit for purpose. But, whats the odds that the next time an election comes around we vote them all back in again? Me excluded of course!