PSNI Landrover

Police service of Northern Ireland are due to launch their new Landrover in time for the marching season. A Police spokesman said, 'This year we have decided to do away with all that politically correct nonsense and put out a morale boosting vehicle for the men'. A Police source said that due to the positive discrimination practices that are rife within the PSNI, this stunt was to be seen as a sweetner to the public and to the rank and file Bobby. When asked by journalists, Cheif Constable, Hugh Orde said, ' My men were in need of new equipment and as a responsible father figure, i supplied it'. He went on to say that, seeing as he had a new job across the water he didn't really care who he had pissed off with the new vehicles and in particular he felt that at least it would give that whining bitch Suzanne Breen, something to gurn about. Well done Shuggy!!