Breaking news! The mutant mongchild Lilly Allen is having a baby. Lilly Allen from the 'I'm a shite singer but my dad is a bit famous' fame, has alledgedly rubbed up against a horney wild boar in it's enclosure at the London zoo and hey presto, lilly is up the duff. Poor old lilly has the voice of 12" bastard file rubbing the wrong way on a piece of flexible aluminium, manages to sell a few cds by telling her unwashed following that she hates the BNP. Not an original ploy but if it helps her poor unfortunate offspring to have a few nappies and the odd farleys rusk, then we are happy to oblidge.
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