Saturday 9 January 2010

Egg on face. Standby....GOooooo!!!




Saw this on youtube earlier and i have to say it gave me a chuckle.. Enjoy!!
Poor old horny Iris! Ah well she can always come and work on my farm. I see the DUP have kicked her out. Apparently the political wing of the free Presbyterian church has deemed her as welcome as the pope at a Paisley after dinner speech.


Friday 8 January 2010

Foot in Mouth

So let me get this straight; Iris gets two property developers to stump up £50000 and then gives it to some spotty youth to set up a business on the banks of the river lagan in Belfast. Not content with getting him the money she then sets about getting him into bed. Well i only have one thing to say! YOU LUCKY WEE BA$TARD.
But here's the thing; Only last summer she was on the radio calling homosexuals bad names, telling them that as per the bible, they were an abomination to God. Burning in the eternal fire pits of hell was the order of the day. Fast forward to January 2010 and Iris is breaking the Non-Adultery clause of the 10 commandments, and most likely the stealing one as well. If ever someone had egg on their face, it is the sultry, sexy temptress and wife of the Northern Ireland first minister, Iris Robinson. Sorry was i getting carried away there? It's just if i thought i could get her to throw me fifty grand and a ham shank i would pawn the wife and my best Davy Brown. You just never know!!