Friday 31 December 2010

Help us Geldof!




Ok so the frost has left us with a few leaking pipes and our kind neighbours in Scotland have promised us some water rations. But FFS we are hardly at the doorstep of drought. The media are portraying this as the new irish famine. Bob geldof is preparing a list of celebrity has beens to chant a few lines in a desperate attempt to resurect their sunken careers, sorry i meant raise funds for the thirsty millions in Northern Ireland. A few areas in the Country have been without water for a few days and personally speaking i have had to do without for two hours this week. To be honest you couldn't get a wash in our kitchen sink for dinner dishes anyway so i haven't really been bothered with this latest affliction to out Country.
Lets show a bit of British stiff upper lip and deal with it. It has got to be better than Geldof bleating in our lug holes.