Friday 23 October 2009


In a recent interview with his old school magazine Weyman Bennett, mouthpiece for unite against fascism, claimed that Nick griffin recently broke into his house and ate the back legs of his pet dog. Bennett, who is also filing a patent for his new botanical invention, the ugly tree, stated recently that in his experience that the English language is in decline and should be abolished. He based his claims on the fact that he gets by just fine using the words wacist,nazi,killer,holocaust,satan and hitler. I have been lucky enough to get my hands on a transcript of an order that weyman phoned into a pizza company earlier this year.
Pizza - Can i take your order please
weyman(gimp) - yeah, nickgriffin kills babies cause hes a wacist nazi
pizza - sorry sir?
gimp - i want a pizza and not one any BNP member has touched, oh and i dont want it cooked
pizza - you don't want it cooked? We cook all of our pizza's in the oven
gimp- you wacist nazi! You said oven, you must be denying the holocaust, you evil nazi.
pizza - Sir i'm going to hang up if you continue this abuse
gimp- You racist, your going to hang up because i'm black. Nick Griffin is a satanic killer.
pizza - bye weirdo!!!!!!!!
gimp -wacist,nazi,holocaust denyer

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