Tuesday 26 May 2009







Oh no, its out of its cage and back on our airwaves. Sitting in my tractor yesterday waiting for the rain to go off, i thought i would turn on talkback to hear what my namesake, David Dunseith was on about. Initially, i was disappointed because DD was missing from the show and had been replaced with softy, squashy, limp wristed, William Crawley. As his surname suggests, he is such an arse kissing, lickspittle and he really twists my tits. Anyway, as the show progressed, on comes my Nemesis, Suzanne 'white noise' Breen. This woman has a real fixation with the BNP and i don't mean in the schoolgirl crush way. Apparently she hates everything they stand for. It's just a pity her warped sense of morality didn't stretch as far as giving the PSNI the information about republican terrorists they requested. However, credit where it is due. She did go on to say what a dick the Arch Bishop of Canterbury, Merlin Williams was, for trying to influence the voting public in the forthcoming euro elections. Perhaps there is a chance that Suzanne and i might get out on that date after all? Perhaps I'd rather go out to the barn and milk my Jersey bull before that would happen.

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